- Yes, I am brilliant and where the fuck is my Juicy Juice.- Benjamin Page

- I hate, HATE.-Luanne, King of the Hill

- How much privacy do we need? the Homeless don't have any they're okay.- Unknown

- It's like breath mint for your butt, right?- Mr. P (you know who you are)

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